Welcome to Who Broke the News?, the website where we follow those who don't know what they're about to say and aren't allowed to smile or laugh. This is an unofficial score tracker for Dropout TV's "Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom". We've got the scores for each episode of the show, so you can track who broke the most across the whole series. Head over to the leaderboards and you can see who won the most episodes, who lost the most episodes, and just how many episodes Katie Marovitch has made it through without dropping character. (Spoiler alert: it's a lot ...)

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Cumulative standing

These are the cumulative standings across all seasons of Breaking News, carefully weighted by points per episode so we can at least try to avoid people who have been in just one episode topping the charts.*

* Yes, Brian Huskey, we know you nailed it in your single appearance in season 2, but we've got to give the regulars a fighting chance!

This list ranks the lowest scorers by points per episode. This is to try to make the table a little fairer and not penalise those who have been in more episodes. Their total score appears underneath.

Amy Vorpahl

Appeared in 18 episodes

-40.44

(-728)

Matt Apodaca

Appeared in 1 episodes

-29.00

(-29)

Carolyn Page

Appeared in 19 episodes

-23.79

(-452)

Elaine Carroll

Appeared in 6 episodes

-22.67

(-136)

Becca Scott

Appeared in 6 episodes

-22.67

(-136)

Erika Ishii

Appeared in 12 episodes

-22.50

(-270)

Aabria Iyengar

Appeared in 5 episodes

-21.00

(-105)

Ally Beardsley

Appeared in 15 episodes

-19.73

(-296)

Ryan Anthony Martin

Appeared in 1 episodes

-19.00

(-19)

Laci Mosley

Appeared in 2 episodes

-17.00

(-34)

Jacquis Neal

Appeared in 2 episodes

-17.00

(-34)

Rashawn Nadine Scott

Appeared in 4 episodes

-17.00

(-68)

Jessica Ross

Appeared in 6 episodes

-15.83

(-95)

Raphael Chestang

Appeared in 26 episodes

-15.77

(-410)

Kellen Schneider

Appeared in 6 episodes

-15.67

(-94)

Jeremy Culhane

Appeared in 2 episodes

-15.50

(-31)

Camirin Farmer

Appeared in 2 episodes

-15.50

(-31)

Jeffery Self

Appeared in 1 episodes

-14.00

(-14)

Andy Bustillos

Appeared in 1 episodes

-14.00

(-14)

Grant O'Brien

Appeared in 27 episodes

-13.70

(-370)

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This list ranks the highest scorers by points per episode. This is to try to reduce the number of cast members who only appeared in one episode from ruling the table. Their total score appears underneath.

Brian Huskey

Appeared in 1 episodes

0.00

(0)

Katie Marovitch

Appeared in 27 episodes

-0.81

(-22)

John Milhiser

Appeared in 1 episodes

-2.00

(-2)

Paul Robalino

Appeared in 1 episodes

-2.00

(-2)

Kendahl Landreth

Appeared in 1 episodes

-2.00

(-2)

Jessica Clemons

Appeared in 1 episodes

-2.00

(-2)

Ify Nwadiwe

Appeared in 1 episodes

-3.00

(-3)

Lauren Lapkus

Appeared in 2 episodes

-3.50

(-7)

Lily Du

Appeared in 25 episodes

-4.28

(-107)

Alfred Aquino II

Appeared in 7 episodes

-4.57

(-32)

Emily Axford

Appeared in 1 episodes

-5.00

(-5)

Jacob Wysocki

Appeared in 3 episodes

-5.33

(-16)

Christine Medrano

Appeared in 5 episodes

-5.80

(-29)

Danielle Radford

Appeared in 1 episodes

-6.00

(-6)

Brian David Gilbert

Appeared in 1 episodes

-6.00

(-6)

Brennan Lee Mulligan

Appeared in 28 episodes

-6.18

(-173)

Mary Holland

Appeared in 3 episodes

-6.33

(-19)

Siobhan Thompson

Appeared in 2 episodes

-6.50

(-13)

Rekha Shankar

Appeared in 15 episodes

-6.53

(-98)

Mike Trapp

Appeared in 27 episodes

-6.56

(-177)

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This list highlights the players who broke character the most in any given episode. Some players appear multiple times because they broke character the most across multiple episodes (hi, Amy, we still love you), and some episodes appear more than once because more than one player broke repeatedly.

Amy Vorpahl

"I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car" (Season 5, Episode 1)

-99

Amy Vorpahl

"Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind" (Season 5, Episode 5)

-76

Amy Vorpahl

"Gengar Could Run a Train through Me" (Season 5, Episode 10)

-73

Amy Vorpahl

"Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips" (Season 5, Episode 14)

-69

Amy Vorpahl

"Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women" (Season 3, Episode 20)

-60

Raphael Chestang

"Who Is the Real Raphael Chestang?" (Season 6, Episode 2)

-54

Carolyn Page

"You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That" (Season 6, Episode 3)

-52

Elaine Carroll

"Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds" (Season 2, Episode 19)

-52

Becca Scott

"You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That" (Season 6, Episode 3)

-45

Amy Vorpahl

"Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011" (Season 4, Episode 3)

-45

Amy Vorpahl

"Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail" (Season 2, Episode 1)

-43

Amy Vorpahl

"Mom Disappointed in Son… Again" (Season 3, Episode 12)

-41

Ally Beardsley

"The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits" (Season 4, Episode 5)

-40

Sam Reich

"Dropout America 2" (Season 6, Episode 1)

-38

Aabria Iyengar

"You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That" (Season 6, Episode 3)

-37

Amy Vorpahl

"You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted" (Season 7, Episode 10)

-36

Erika Ishii

"Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest" (Season 3, Episode 25)

-35

Amy Vorpahl

"The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits" (Season 4, Episode 5)

-35

Carolyn Page

"Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash" (Season 3, Episode 11)

-35

Raphael Chestang

"Dropout America 2" (Season 6, Episode 1)

-33
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