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Season 1
Episodes: 4
First release: July 07, 2018
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Episode 1: The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge
Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
Released on July 07, 2018
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Episode 2: The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2
The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.
Released on August 02, 2018
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Episode 3: Don't Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!
Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.
Released on September 04, 2018
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Episode 4: No Laugh Newsroom: Birthday Cake Bird Birth
The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.
Released on October 08, 2018
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Season 2
Episodes: 23
First release: September 09, 2019
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Episode 1: Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Released on September 09, 2019
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Episode 2: Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Released on September 09, 2019
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Episode 3: Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Released on October 14, 2019
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Episode 4: You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Released on October 21, 2019
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Episode 5: Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Released on October 28, 2019
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Episode 6: Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Released on November 04, 2019
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Episode 7: On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Released on November 11, 2019
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Episode 8: Man Turns Home into Home Depot
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Released on November 18, 2019
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Episode 9: "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Released on November 25, 2019
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Episode 10: Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Released on December 02, 2019
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Episode 11: Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Released on December 09, 2019
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Episode 12: Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Released on December 16, 2019
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Episode 13: We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Released on December 23, 2019
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Episode 14: One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Released on December 30, 2019
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Episode 15: True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Released on January 06, 2020
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Episode 16: Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Released on January 06, 2020
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Episode 17: Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Released on January 13, 2020
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Episode 18: Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Released on January 20, 2020
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Episode 19: Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Released on January 27, 2020
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Episode 20: Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Released on February 03, 2020
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Episode 21: Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Released on February 10, 2020
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Episode 22: Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Released on February 17, 2020
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Episode 23: Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
Released on February 24, 2020
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Season 3
Episodes: 25
First release: March 02, 2020
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Episode 1: YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Released on March 02, 2020
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Episode 2: News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Released on March 09, 2020
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Episode 3: “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Released on March 16, 2020
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Episode 4: Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Released on March 30, 2020
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Episode 5: Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Released on April 06, 2020
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Episode 6: BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Released on April 27, 2020
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Episode 7: News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Released on March 30, 2020
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Episode 8: Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Released on April 13, 2020
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Episode 9: A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Released on April 20, 2020
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Episode 10: U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Released on May 04, 2020
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Episode 11: Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Released on May 11, 2020
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Episode 12: Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Released on May 18, 2020
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Episode 13: God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Released on May 25, 2020
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Episode 14: My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Released on June 01, 2020
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Episode 15: Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Released on June 22, 2020
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Episode 16: Good Morning, River View High!
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Released on June 08, 2020
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Episode 17: Welcome to Bug News
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Released on June 15, 2020
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Episode 18: Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Released on June 29, 2020
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Episode 19: I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Released on July 06, 2020
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Episode 20: Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Released on July 13, 2020
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Episode 21: All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Released on July 27, 2020
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Episode 22: Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Released on August 03, 2020
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Episode 23: True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Released on August 10, 2020
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Episode 24: Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Released on August 17, 2020
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Episode 25: Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
Released on August 24, 2020
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Season 4
Episodes: 8
First release: April 30, 2021
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Episode 1: A Cavalcade of Carreys
Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.
Released on April 30, 2021
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Episode 2: Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water
The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.
Released on May 14, 2021
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Episode 3: Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011
The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.
Released on May 28, 2021
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Episode 4: Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce
The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.
Released on June 11, 2021
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Episode 5: The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits
The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.
Released on June 25, 2021
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Episode 6: Return of Streep Alert
The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.
Released on July 09, 2021
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Episode 7: Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding
Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
Released on July 23, 2021
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Episode 8: Grant Uses Others as Puppets to Voice His Opinions
Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.
Released on August 06, 2021
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Season 5
Episodes: 16
First release: August 20, 2021
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Episode 1: I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
Released on August 20, 2021
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Episode 2: Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
Released on September 03, 2021
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Episode 3: It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
Released on September 17, 2021
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Episode 4: We've Actually Met Before
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
Released on October 01, 2021
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Episode 5: Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Title says it all.
Released on October 15, 2021
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Episode 6: I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
Released on October 29, 2021
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Episode 7: Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
Released on November 12, 2021
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Episode 8: Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
Released on November 26, 2021
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Episode 9: True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
Released on December 10, 2021
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Episode 10: Gengar Could Run a Train through Me
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
Released on December 24, 2021
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Episode 11: Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
Released on January 07, 2022
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Episode 12: I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
Released on January 21, 2022
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Episode 13: Mi Scusi
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
Released on February 04, 2022
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Episode 14: Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
Released on February 18, 2022
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Episode 15: Fuck Austin Texas
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
Released on March 04, 2022
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Episode 16: Magic, Love, and Coldplay
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
Released on March 18, 2022
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Season 6
Episodes: 17
First release: June 12, 2023
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Episode 1: Dropout America 2
Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?
Released on June 12, 2023
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Episode 2: Who Is the Real Raphael Chestang?
Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.
Released on June 26, 2023
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Episode 3: You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That
Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.
Released on July 10, 2023
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Episode 4: The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch
Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.
Released on July 24, 2023
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Episode 5: Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge
Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.
Released on August 07, 2023
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Episode 6: Win Sam Reich's Money
Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.
Released on August 21, 2023
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Episode 7: Multigenerational Talent
Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.
Released on September 04, 2023
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Episode 8: Breaking News: The Musical
Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.
Released on September 18, 2023
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Episode 9: The Confrontation at Simone's House
Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.
Released on October 02, 2023
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Episode 10: This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com
Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.
Released on October 16, 2023
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Episode 11: The Rise of Count Dancula
Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.
Released on October 30, 2023
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Episode 12: No News Party
Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.
Released on November 13, 2023
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Episode 13: Make Katie Laugh
Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?
Released on November 27, 2023
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Episode 14: The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns
Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.
Released on December 11, 2023
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Episode 15: Puff, Puff, Pass
Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.
Released on December 26, 2023
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Episode 16: True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)
Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.
Released on January 08, 2024
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Episode 17: I Want to Play a Game
Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.
Released on January 22, 2024
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Season 7
Episodes: 15
First release: April 02, 2024
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Episode 1: Dropout America 3
Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.
Released on April 02, 2024
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Episode 2: Have You Seen My Pa?
The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.
Released on April 16, 2024
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Episode 3: You Can Be Kinky and Play Basketball
Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.
Released on April 30, 2024
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Episode 4: Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick
The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.
Released on May 14, 2024
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Episode 5: Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble
Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.
Released on May 28, 2024
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Episode 6: Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag
The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.
Released on June 11, 2024
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Episode 7: Sam Reich Launches Burning Sam
Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.
Released on June 25, 2024
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Episode 8: Grant O'Brien Explains Dungeons and Dragons
Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.
Released on July 09, 2024
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Episode 9: Celebrity Sleaze
Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.
Released on July 23, 2024
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Episode 10: You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted
Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.
Released on August 06, 2024
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Episode 11: Newscast at Bernie's
Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.
Released on August 20, 2024
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Episode 12: One News to Break
Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.
Released on September 03, 2024
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Episode 13: The Swing of Things
The news team head back to the 1960s and find out that the good old days weren’t that great.
Released on September 17, 2024
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Episode 14: I'm a Goldmember But for Diamonds
Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.
Released on October 01, 2024
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Episode 15: I Bow to You
Sam receives a relaxing facial from Grant while Trapp drinks an amazing smoothie.
Released on October 15, 2024
