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Kellen Schneider

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Total score

-94

Episodes Played

6

Points per episode

-15.67

Position

46/60

Kellen Schneider, better known as Captain Kalvis, is a comedian, actor, and writer.

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    Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

    Season 2, Episode 19

    -26
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    My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

    Season 3, Episode 14

    -11
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    Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

    Season 3, Episode 15

    -13
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    I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

    Season 3, Episode 19

    -9
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    Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

    Season 3, Episode 24

    -20
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    Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

    Season 3, Episode 25

    -15

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