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A Cavalcade of Carreys
Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.
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Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water
The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.
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Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011
The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.
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Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce
The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.
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The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits
The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.
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Return of Streep Alert
The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.
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Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding
Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
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Grant Uses Others as Puppets to Voice His Opinions
Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.
Season Leaderboard
| Name | Episodes | Points |
| Amy Vorpahl | 4 |
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| Ally Beardsley | 4 |
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| Raphael Chestang | 4 |
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| Tao Yang | 4 |
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| Mike Trapp | 4 |
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| Grant O'Brien | 2 |
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| Sam Reich | 3 |
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| Lily Du | 4 |
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| Brennan Lee Mulligan | 3 |
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