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I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
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Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
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It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
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We've Actually Met Before
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
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Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Title says it all.
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I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
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Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
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Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
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True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
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Gengar Could Run a Train through Me
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
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Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
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I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
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Mi Scusi
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
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Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
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Fuck Austin Texas
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
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Magic, Love, and Coldplay
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
Season Leaderboard
| Name | Episodes | Points |
| Amy Vorpahl | 4 |
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| Carolyn Page | 7 |
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| Erika Ishii | 4 |
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| Sam Reich | 6 |
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| Brennan Lee Mulligan | 9 |
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| Grant O'Brien | 4 |
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| Alfred Aquino II | 7 |
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| Lily Du | 7 |
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| Mike Trapp | 5 |
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| Becca Scott | 1 |
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| Tao Yang | 2 |
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| Christine Medrano | 4 |
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| Katie Marovitch | 4 |
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