-
Dropout America 2
Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?
-
Who Is the Real Raphael Chestang?
Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.
-
You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That
Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.
-
The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch
Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.
-
Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge
Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.
-
Win Sam Reich's Money
Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.
-
Multigenerational Talent
Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.
-
Breaking News: The Musical
Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.
-
The Confrontation at Simone's House
Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.
-
This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com
Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.
-
The Rise of Count Dancula
Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.
-
No News Party
Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.
-
Make Katie Laugh
Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?
-
The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns
Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.
-
Puff, Puff, Pass
Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.
-
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)
Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.
-
I Want to Play a Game
Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.
Season Leaderboard
| Name | Episodes | Points |
| Raphael Chestang | 6 |
|
| Carolyn Page | 5 |
|
| Becca Scott | 3 |
|
| Sam Reich | 4 |
|
| Amy Vorpahl | 4 |
|
| Tao Yang | 3 |
|
| Grant O'Brien | 5 |
|
| Aabria Iyengar | 3 |
|
| Rashawn Nadine Scott | 2 |
|
| Oscar Montoya | 3 |
|
| Patrick McDonald | 3 |
|
| Vic Michaelis | 3 |
|
| Jacquis Neal | 2 |
|
| Elaine Carroll | 2 |
|
| Erika Ishii | 2 |
|
| Ruha Taslimi | 2 |
|
| Ross Bryant | 2 |
|
| Kimia Behpoornia | 2 |
|
| Christine Medrano | 1 |
|
| Jiavani | 2 |
|
| Lily Du | 3 |
|
| Katie Marovitch | 4 |
|
| Mike Trapp | 2 |
|