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Dropout America 3
Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.
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Have You Seen My Pa?
The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.
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You Can Be Kinky and Play Basketball
Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.
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Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick
The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.
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Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble
Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.
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Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag
The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.
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Sam Reich Launches Burning Sam
Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.
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Grant O'Brien Explains Dungeons and Dragons
Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.
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Celebrity Sleaze
Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.
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You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted
Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.
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Newscast at Bernie's
Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.
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One News to Break
Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.
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The Swing of Things
The news team head back to the 1960s and find out that the good old days weren’t that great.
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I'm a Goldmember But for Diamonds
Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.
Season Leaderboard
| Name | Episodes | Points |
| Raphael Chestang | 4 |
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| Jessica Ross | 3 |
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| Vic Michaelis | 4 |
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| Carolyn Page | 2 |
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| Amy Vorpahl | 2 |
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| Erika Ishii | 2 |
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| Ally Beardsley | 2 |
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| Aabria Iyengar | 2 |
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| Sam Reich | 3 |
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| Oscar Montoya | 3 |
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| Ruha Taslimi | 3 |
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| Jeremy Culhane | 2 |
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| Matt Apodaca | 1 |
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| Tao Yang | 2 |
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| Rashawn Nadine Scott | 2 |
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| Jordan Myrick | 2 |
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| Mike Trapp | 2 |
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| Jacob Wysocki | 3 |
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| Jiavani | 2 |
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| Mano Agapion | 1 |
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| Grant O'Brien | 2 |
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| Brian David Gilbert | 1 |
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| Lily Du | 2 |
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| Danielle Radford | 1 |
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| Patrick McDonald | 2 |
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| Kendahl Landreth | 1 |
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